TEACHER: Name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
KID: Me!
TEACHER: Give me a sentence starting with "I".
KID: I is...
TEACHER: No, always say, "I am."
KID: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
TEACHER: Your composition on "My Dog" is
exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
KID: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
KID: Dad, can you write in the dark?
DAD: I think so. What do you want me to write?
KID: Your name on this report card.
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